Dreams

How I think this went down...

• Jane: Hey, I know we just met.
• Jane: And I'm dressed like a hooker.
• Jane: I don't understand you as a person.
• Jane: And you don't get me.
• Jane: And I know this is crazy but...
• Jane: Here's my number.
• Jane: Enter into an intense friendship that constantly tests platonic boundaries and is completely tainted with sexual tension and romantic subtext that will consequentially, occasionally cause problems between us whereas it wouldn't if we were strictly platonic. That completely defies what is socially acceptable behavioral dynamics for two heterosexual women, maybe?

• Straight person: I support gay rights.
• Ignorant person: Gay.
• Straight person: No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us.
• Ignorant person: Faggot. You're going to hell.
• Straight person: Kay cool, brb gonna go kick a dog.
• Ignorant person: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? It's just a dog it's not hurting anybody, why are you being so cruel to it?
• Straight person: Oh lol wow didn't know you were a dog. Freak...
• Ignorant person: I'm not a dog...
• Straight person: Well obviously you are, why else would you being trying to stand up for dogs if you're not a dog?
• Ignorant person: Wow, don't you know you can stand up for something without being it?
• Straight person: ...
• Ignorant person: oh...
• Straight person: Go fuck yourself.